I am the hero Hockeytown deserves.
OTP . Detroit . Ask
forward(s) being Kronwalled
All I really wanted in “The Avengers” was when the giant flying alien monster things were coming through the rift in the sky was for Optimus Prime to leap onto one and yell, “NOT ON MY PLANET” and then Magneto to hover in and force it back out with his powers.
Is that too much to ask?
If only the Stanley Cup Finals could take place between the Jew Jersey Devils and the Torontolphia Flyers.
I don’t understand why men won’t put their arm around each other in a photo, or they leave the dude space between one another. Like if they get close enough, their hidden gay desires are just going to burst forth and they won’t be able to resist wildly jerking each other off on the spot.
James Reimer and Nazem Kadri fool around during practice
More like Kadri performs the elusive Maple Leafs mating dance for his intended. Notice how he waves his stick above his head, trying to lure the goaltender in with his fancy moves. Reimer appears uninterested however, because he pushes Kadri away when he turns his back. Kadri, undeterred, returns his attentions with renewed force.
(Source: ninjafarts, via magliozzi)
