I am the hero Hockeytown deserves.
Best Ever . lulz . GPOY . Do Me . OTP . Ask
“We get the D we think we deserve.”
I love phone calls with Alyssa. LMAO.
That’s why we aim for hockey players.
“It was a mozzarella stick that nearly did Sidney Crosby in. Sitting in a local restaurant a couple weeks back, the Pittsburgh Penguins’ captain knew that he was in trouble immediately after biting into the breading with a broken jaw full of smashed teeth. In fact, he had to reach into his throat and pry out the hot rubbery cheese to keep from choking on it. As you might imagine, it was a harrowing experience. “It caught me by surprise,” Crosby recalled Tuesday.”—
Oh, it wasn’t pizza. We could still probably be friends over that because it’s still on my list of ways that are acceptable to die.
(Source: cali-canuck)
He almost died eating pizza; maybe we could be friends after all because that’s how I wanna go too.
(Source: sealcat)
